September color poll: Sensitive Badass
Here’s your poll for the September design! This is the last of the snarky flowers designs – thank you so much for your enthusiasm for this theme! It’s been one of my favorite we’ve ever done 🙂Vote for your fave in the poll below and the design with the most votes will become the vinyl […]
August color poll: Fresh out of f*cks peony
I’m back on my peach and teal bullshit. That’s the color scheme for the summer, I guess! Here’s your poll for the August design! This is the penultimate snarky flowers design (there’s one more in September) and then we’ll have a new theme for the last quarter of 2024. (How are we even talking about […]
July Color Poll: Ask me about my extremely specific niche interests!
You should know that every time I read the caption for the July design, I hear it Jonah Hill’s voice from the lackluster 2006 comedy, Accepted: Anyway, here’s your poll for the July design! Some months I have a clear favorite that I hope wins, and some months both color schemes end up so cute […]
Color Poll: Chaos!!!
Poll closes Saturday 5/11/24 at 11:59pm ET Pick your favorite color scheme for the June “chaos” flair! The color with the most votes when the poll closes will be turned into the enamel pin and vinyl sticker for June! The snarky floral theme has been so much fun I decided to extend it another three […]
Color Poll: Mind Your Own Beeswax!
I am *OBSESSED* with the snarky floral designs for Q2! It’s no secret that my favorite thing to draw is flowers, and flowers plus snark plus profanity is sending me into blissful raptures. I hope you love these designs as much as I do!Let’s pick the color scheme for the May “mind your own beeswax” […]
Fuck it up, buttercup! New color poll!
Behold! Your winning snarky floral designs for Q2!April: Fuck It Up, ButtercupMay: Mind Your Own BeeswaxJune: I Am Going To Cause Chaos On Purpose (this feels appropriate for my birth month)Vote for your favorite buttercup color!Vote for your favorite color scheme for the April buttercup design! The color with the most votes will be turned […]
March Squonk Color Poll!
This is our last and final cryptid design of Q3! Next quarter begins a new theme!Vote below for your favorite color scheme for the March Squonk. The colorway with the most votes will be turned into pins and stickers for March!Poll ends Sunday 2/4 at 11:59pm EST! Check out the past cryptids below! Enamel Pin […]
February aliens color poll!👽🛸
Vote for your fave alien color!The color scheme with the most votes will become the pin and sticker for February! Poll closes Sunday 1/7/23 at midnight EST Coming in March…It’s the Squonk! You know, that hairless shar-pei pig wrinkled sad man cryptid. I’ll have a cleaned up design for you at the beginning of February […]
First poll of 2024! Plus the rest of the cryptid winners!
Behold! Your favorite feminist cryptids for 2024!January – Fresno Nightcrawlers (in go-go boots)February – Aliens March – SquonkI’m not surprised the nightcrawlers are on top but I did NOT expect the aliens and Squonk to do so well 😂Fresno Nightcrawlers Color PollPoll ends Wednesday 12/13/23 at 11:59pm EST! December Shipping UpdateI’m still waiting on the […]
TWO POLLS! December Mothman & next year’s first theme!
There are two polls in this post! Please vote in both!We need to pick a color for the December Mothman design, and we need to vote on the first theme for 2024 already somehow?!Poll 1: December MothmanVote for your favorite color in the poll below by Monday, November 6!The color with the most votes will […]